I have to get into a bikini in March for a trip out to Key West. Destinations that are essentially islands ruled by gay men are the only beach vacations I want to take, by the way. I will find the beach-iest of drag shows and work out to “Work Bitch” on the shore, with or with out my family.
Anyway, as a food obsessed person, it’s not easy to get “bikini ready.” Luckily, I love vegetables and eat a healthy diet and exercise and suck it in and wear spanx and whatever, but I also am around cheese all day and go out to eat at least once a week. I mean, I’m covering poutine fest in February, I can’t really afford to go all out for every football game or Hallmark Holiday. Don’t worry, I’ll find amy own way to celebrate a game between Seattle and Denver.
Food porn is a good way to stay trim. It’s like when you’re in a relationship and need to look at porn so you can remain faithful. So, yes. I put together an array of yummy super bowl snacks for your viewing pleasure. It’s a whole list of delicious waist-bulging treats for game day. I found some of them online and others are from my friends at Chicagoist. Check out the original article on Chicagoist.com.
Enjoy and get fat for me.
The Wings and Sliders