Welcome to Cheese Sex Death

an erotic guide to life’s greatest pleasure

Cheese Sex Death is a cheese advocacy company by me, Erika Kubick! I’m a monger-turned-preacher devoted to educating and exciting cheese lovers everywhere and this website is your resource for worshipping our lord and savior Cheesus.

I’m here to help you learn everything about cheese, from how to make a seductive platter to hot tips for orgasmic pairings and all the saucy recipes in between. I also make sexy cheese swag, host Cheese Church tasting classes, and I even wrote a book, called Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed. Welcome to my Cheese Church.

May Cheesus bless your bod!

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About The Cheese Preacher

My name is Erika Kubick and I really love cheese. I’m a former cheesemonger, which means I used to work in a shop caring for and selling cheese. I believe cheese is the sexiest, holiest food in the world and that we should all pleasure ourselves with it every day.