Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Cheese is capable of inspiring some of the purest emotions in us, but sexy cheese poetry evokes a whole new spectrum of feelings. I had no idea the difficulty of judging a cheese haiku contest, so I ended up gathering a jury of friends and we read them all aloud repeatedly until we nailed down our favorite. I had already planned on sharing a few on the Valentine’s edition of Cheese Church (every Sunday on my Instagram page), but I only really had room for five poems. They all deserve to be seen and appreciated by everyone so I gathered them all together for you to enjoy. Prepare to feel hungry, a little horny, and maybe slightly offended.