Hope You Got A Spare Pair of Panties on Hand.
The 4th annual Make Love to Cheese Haiku Contest has officially closed, and da-yum you guys killed it! This year’s batch was sexier, naughtier, and more arousing than ever before. Thank you for proclaiming your love of cheese and firing up my loins with your dirty curd words. Your passion and devotion warm my heart like a pot of fondue.
So get yourself an indulgent cheese platter, and feast as you scroll through the sexiest list of cheese haikus on the net. You’ll find the winning entry and the two runners-up at the bottom.