Welcome to Cheese Church,
Where We all Worship Together
Here at the Cheese Church, we believe our savior Cheesus is the sexiest and holiest of victuals.
The miraculous transformation of milk into beautiful and unique cheeses
connects us to land, animals, and people.
The full sensory experience of accepting Cheesus into your body is transcendent.
Cheese Church is where we worship Cheesus in all His forms,
give Him our thanks and pairings, and fall to our knees to receive His teachings.
We are all inclusive and shall never judge each other’s cheese choices.
I preach the curd word on Sundays through Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.
But Cheese Church is not just on Sundays, oh no my children of Cheesus.
We worship our Lord Cheesus every single day – can I get an amen?
Every time you buy yourself a special wedge, prepare a platter, or make a grilled cheese,
Cheesus is with you. Join the #CheeseChurch!
Post to Instagram with “#CheeseChurch”
and show us all how you’re worshipping
🙏Cheesus be with you 🙏