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It’s Back! Cheese Haiku Contest + Vermont Creamery Giveaway

February 1, 2017 by Erika Kubick 55 Comments

Cheese Haiku Contest Vermont Creamery Giveaway

Make love to cheese
with your words

How much do you love cheese?
Does the sight of a ripe wedge make your heart sing?
Does a funky wheel of chèvre make your body tremble?
Tell me about it.
I’m calling on all you cheese lovers to proclaim 
your deepest, wildest brie desires and feta fantasies
in one heartfelt haiku.
The sexiest, most passionate toe-curling entry
will win 5 sultry goat cheeses from Vermont Creamery,
 pictured below.

For official rules,
start scrolling.

Cheese Haiku Contest Vermont Creamery Giveaway

Those velvety, supple rinds…

Cheese Haiku Contest Vermont Creamery Giveaway

… that rich, silken curd…


Oh chèvre…             
won’t you brie mine,
                        forèvre?

Cheese Haiku Contest Vermont Creamery Giveaway

Cheese Haiku Contest Rules//

  • Write 1 haiku about how much you truly love cheese. The poem must have seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five. 
  • Comment on this post with your submission by 11:59 PM on Monday, February 13th. 
  • The winner will be announced Tuesday, February 14th on instagram { follow @CheeseSexDeath }.
  • Limit one entry per person. 

Cheese Haiku Contest Vermont Creamery Giveaway

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Comments

  1. gio says

    February 1, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Cuore di neve
    Sotto l’arida scorza.
    Eppur m’incanti.

    Reply
    • gio says

      February 2, 2017 at 4:15 am

      In English: Snowy heart hidden / beneath your tough and dry skin. / Yet thou bewitch me.

      Reply
  2. Zac says

    February 1, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Nostrils slowly flare
    olfactory overload
    Epoisse my old friend

    Reply
  3. TylerChadwick77 says

    February 1, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    Roquefort, Gruyere, Chèvre
    Washed rind, Gouda, and blue too
    Pleasure eating you.

    Reply
  4. Georgie says

    February 2, 2017 at 9:13 am

    bitter creamy funk
    anticipation riding
    spread it on thickly

    Reply
  5. Kylie says

    February 2, 2017 at 9:35 am

    Rind over matter
    I curdle with ecstasy
    Brie, brie, brie, oh, brie

    Reply
  6. Kylie says

    February 2, 2017 at 10:24 am

    Rind over matter
    I curdle with ecstasy
    Brie, brie, brie, oh, brie

    Reply
  7. Cory says

    February 2, 2017 at 10:25 am

    I watch you dripping,
    slowly crawling closer still,
    Briethe into me now.

    Reply
  8. ckoustis says

    February 2, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Smooth buttery cream
    Encase me in your sweet rind
    Pungent love affair

    Reply
  9. Maria R. says

    February 2, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    Smooth, creamy, crumble.
    Enticed tongues explore textures.
    X-rated dairy.

    Reply
  10. whiteandcurdy says

    February 2, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Raw milk dreams made real
    I take your rind into me
    We ripen as one

    Reply
  11. Bedford Cottage Tea House says

    February 2, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    Cheese, le petit mort-
    Satisfying tongue, belly.
    Eating, enjoying.

    Reply
  12. rosalarian says

    February 2, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    Love, I Camembert
    The thought of choosing between
    You and all the cheese

    Reply
  13. Mick M says

    February 3, 2017 at 10:37 am

    Licking lustfully
    Quivering lips indulge
    Vermont’s Creamery

    Reply
  14. Mick M says

    February 3, 2017 at 10:39 am

    Licking lustfully
    Quivering lips indulging
    Vermont’s Creamery

    Reply
  15. Jenina P. says

    February 3, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    Mouthwatering, rich,
    Succulent, pleasurable,
    These are my cheese dreams.

    Reply
  16. Leah Chaffins says

    February 4, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    “Camembert!” I scream.
    Between my lips, fill my mouth
    with your salted cream.

    Reply
    • Cheese Sex Death says

      February 15, 2017 at 9:15 am

      Congratulations Leah! Your haiku won – look for an email coming at you soon!

      Reply
  17. Ellie says

    February 6, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    Geotrichum taste
    And a silky ashen’d curd
    Savor inside me

    Reply
  18. BITEBORD says

    February 6, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    Brie Mine Forever
    Let Us Grow Mold Together
    Or I’ll lose my rind

    Reply
  19. Brandi T. says

    February 6, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Cheese and jam is lit
    Best before and after Sex
    Because cigs are Death

    Reply
    • Brandi T says

      February 8, 2017 at 3:48 pm

      Should read BEST not BEAT. Oops.

      Reply
      • Cheese Sex Death says

        February 8, 2017 at 5:26 pm

        No problem! I updated it for ya 🙂

        Reply
        • Brandi T. says

          February 8, 2017 at 8:36 pm

          Thank you!😁

          Reply
  20. GraceK says

    February 6, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    My one true love, cheese
    Can’t get enough of your cream
    Don’t be such a tease

    Reply
  21. Kevin says

    February 6, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    Lookin at this cheese
    Gotta get it all in there
    Get this cheese in me

    Reply
  22. Bridget says

    February 7, 2017 at 12:09 am

    In private, we meet
    Away from the prying eyes
    I spread you on top

    Reply
  23. Sarah Canterbury says

    February 7, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    All else melts away
    The moment you touch my tongue
    Bijou of my heart

    Reply
  24. Michael Sheinbaum says

    February 7, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    the whey you melted
    once on a dairy basis
    gruyére after year….

    Reply
  25. Jeffrey says

    February 8, 2017 at 6:07 am

    Cheese, how I love you
    You make my food taste better
    Can’t live without you!

    Reply
  26. Benjamin Braudy says

    February 8, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    bounty of the farmland
    wisdom of the artisan
    creamy decadence

    Reply
    • Benjamin Braudy says

      February 13, 2017 at 11:29 am

      This one had an extra syllable. The one below is corrected!

      Reply
      • Cheese Sex Death says

        February 13, 2017 at 8:18 pm

        Got it – thank you for submitting!

        Reply
  27. Benjamin Braudy says

    February 8, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    bounty of the farm
    wisdom of the artisan
    creamy decadence

    Reply
  28. deadcelebrityhaiku says

    February 9, 2017 at 7:15 pm

    like it soft, firm, hard?
    see, touch, taste, moan, crave it more
    seduced by dairy

    Reply
  29. kelli heidtmann says

    February 10, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    What you do for me
    Melt. Spread. Dip. Crumble. Drizzle.
    Then I must swallow

    Reply
  30. Ron T. says

    February 12, 2017 at 9:42 am

    Curdeous Lover
    That’s the whey, uh-huh uh-uh
    Rennet flix and chill

    Reply
  31. Raymond Marvin says

    February 12, 2017 at 9:46 am

    Oh! Let me be me
    I scream! I will let you bijou
    Whey. Curds. Separate

    Reply
  32. william meltzer says

    February 12, 2017 at 10:03 am

    Ah, Epoisses, your funk
    Brings me to my knees to tongue
    Your creamy ripeness.

    Reply
  33. c malkin says

    February 12, 2017 at 10:05 am

    I open you wide
    And lick your moist pungency,
    Oh dearest Cremont.

    Reply
  34. Adrianne says

    February 12, 2017 at 10:48 am

    Cheese. Weak in the knees.
    Sweet curd; something so absurd.
    Let me eat you up.

    Reply
  35. Grace says

    February 12, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    On my tongue, each one
    (Silken fresh or aged rind)
    Meets their little death

    Reply
  36. rachel says

    February 12, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    Sliced, spread, chunked, or cubed
    Your form matters not, my love
    Just that you’re consumed

    Reply
  37. Jeremy says

    February 12, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Melted, raw, grated…
    I only dream to have you
    Any way you want it.

    Reply
    • Jeremy says

      February 12, 2017 at 9:55 pm

      Any way you want*

      Reply
  38. Kate says

    February 12, 2017 at 10:00 pm

    Every night I dream
    Of cutting your creamy curds
    And slurping your whey

    Reply
  39. Mark Macaulay says

    February 12, 2017 at 10:17 pm

    Runny Camembert.
    My kitty has learned to knit
    Though that goes unnoticed

    Reply
  40. Caleb Moore says

    February 13, 2017 at 8:59 am

    Hot breath against your
    Velvet Candidum belly.
    Cream drips from my tongue.

    Reply
  41. Melissa R says

    February 13, 2017 at 11:10 am

    Saintly St. Albans
    When you’re hot, your divine curd
    Is downright sinful

    Reply
  42. Elisia says

    February 13, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    It’s better alone,
    Free to this embarrassment:
    Licking my fingers.

    Reply
    • Zac Wood says

      February 13, 2017 at 3:08 pm

      ooooooooo

      Reply
  43. Sara says

    February 13, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    I pull you closer
    Cram your cream inside of me
    My knife to your throat

    Reply
  44. Katherine says

    February 13, 2017 at 6:27 pm

    Hard Pecorino
    Ignites my Taleggio
    Terroirs meld as one…

    Reply

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