Almost Too Sexy To Bring Home for the Holidays
This spicy cherry compote is my go-to accoutrement during the holiday seasons. It’s juicy and sweet with an irresistible hint of baking spices. Try it with triple cream bries, like Delice de Bourgogne, whose mild, buttery flavor and sinfully spreadable texture tastes like cheesecake so these plump cherries feel right at home. It’s also great with anything creamy, like ricotta and soft French blues, as well as nutty Alpine-style cheeses like Gruyère and Comté.
A Little Something to Cozy Up With
Toe-Curling Pleasure, Guaranteed
In other words, if the label says “Comté,” it’s going to rock your world no matter where you find it.
An Italian Cream Dream
La Tur is an Italian robiola-style of cheese that looks like a cupcake.
It’s blessed with a captivating mix of textures: the center is dense and cakey,
cushioned by a layer of frosting-like ooze and a pillowy-rind.
It’s a total butterball with enough complexity
to keep you constantly yearning for another lick.
More OG than Stilton Himself
It’s Cheese Sex Death’s 3rd Birthday!
How does one start a blog called Cheese Sex Death?
A lot of people ask me how I became a full-time cheese preacher,
going from enthusiastic eater to grating Parmigiano
directly into my mouth for thousands of followers.
It’s been a bumpy little ride, with lots of ups and downs and utter failures.
Let me take you through it.
Live Your Best Cheese Plate Life
Having the necessities to whip up a platter at any time is essential to the cheese slut lifestyle.
Whether for an impromptu gathering or just to treat yourself to dinner,
you’ll be prepared if you keep stocked with something from each category below.
These are the four cheese board essentials I always have on hand.
Climbing Mt Tam
Triple creams are the most crowd-pleasing cheeses out there.
They’re made with added cream and have a fat content of 75%* or more,
creating a texture as plush and yielding as softened butter.
One of my fav triple creams is Mt Tam from Cowgirl Creamery in Petaluma, California.
Make love to cheese
with your words
Do the velvet pockets in a wedge of bleu make your body tremble?
Does the sight of a ripe, oozing brie make your panties wet?
in one heartfelt haiku.
3 hand-selected cheeses from Cheesemonger Box.