You Don’t Need a Fridge for Your Lunch
When You’ve Got Aged Cheese.
Are you too busy to make yourself a nutritious, portable lunch everyday? Is ordering out breaking the bank? Do you hate using the employee fridge because everyone steals your lunch? That’s weird that they steal your lunch, because they don’t know how gross you really are. When I make a PB&J, I lick the knife before I put it back in the jar for more peanut butter. I also have a longhair cat, who I refer to as my “sous chef” because he likes to watch me cook. Basically, you just stole a spit and cat fur sandwich.