Don’t look in her eyes
You might fall and find the love of your life, heavenly
But she’ll catch you in her web
The love of your life, yeah
Feel the fire where she walks
Lola Montez, so beautiful.
I often compare wonderful food to beautiful women. An infamous Instagram post in which I compared a perfect quiche to Kate Upton’s voluptuous breasts actually dismantled a friendship – inevitable, but still sad. Anyway, I compare good food to sexy ladies because they combine my two most basic primal instincts: eating and fucking. So when other people make the same comparison, I get really excited.
A couple weeks ago, the following image of Lola Montez waltzed into my Facebook feed and I was entranced.