Too Bad A Bitch
For Vegan Nice Cream
Well, I officially have my first real, big girl, salaried job. It’s been a long time since I quit my food running position at Intro on the first day and cried about it over roast sweet potatoes and kale. Somehow I charmed Lettuce Entertain You into hiring me as the Digital Marketing Assistant in the Fine Dining Division. All of the weird jobs that I’ve done over the years for pennies or free meals have culminated into a set of skills that actually really fit this position. It’s a weird feeling when you are actually contributing your skills to something meaningful… and getting paid to do so. Obviously, I’m now too bad a bitch to celebrate this great achievement of mine with vegan, diet-friendly “nice cream.” I’m a boss that needs something with an edge to take the sting out of a hard day. I need full-fat dairy. I’ll take your bananas, roast them in butter, then blend them with creme fraiche.