Make love to cheese
with your words
Do the velvet pockets in a wedge of bleu make your body tremble?
Does the sight of a ripe, oozing brie make your panties wet?
in one heartfelt haiku.
3 hand-selected cheeses from Cheesemonger Box.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Cheese is capable of inspiring some of the purest emotions in us, but sexy cheese poetry evokes a whole new spectrum of feelings. I had no idea the difficulty of judging a cheese haiku contest, so I ended up gathering a jury of friends and we read them all aloud repeatedly until we nailed down our favorite. I had already planned on sharing a few on the Valentine’s edition of Cheese Church (every Sunday on my Instagram page), but I only really had room for five poems. They all deserve to be seen and appreciated by everyone so I gathered them all together for you to enjoy. Prepare to feel hungry, a little horny, and maybe slightly offended.
Alright you dairy darlings, I’m calling on you to proclaim all of your deepest, wildest desires and feelings for cheese in one heartfelt haiku. The most passionate and beautiful haiku will win a Valentine’s Day gift box from Vermont Creamery, including all of the cheese pictured below. Accoutrement and beautiful woman not included. Scroll down for official rules.