Make love to cheese with your words
Tell me, how much do you ♥ cheese?
Does a melting slice of Raclette make your body tremble?
Does the meaty stank of a washed rind triple cream dreamboat set your loins aflame?
Do the velvet pockets in a wedge of blue make your panties wet?
Is this turning you on? I hope so.
‘Cause you could win a gift box featuring all of these sexy ladies: stinky Monroe, nutty Grand Cru Surchoix, silky Téte de Moine, melty Raclette, and tangy Buttermilk Blue.
Tell me about it, stud..
2019 Cheese Haiku Contest
- Write 1 haiku about how much you truly love cheese. The poem must have seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five.
- Comment on this post with your submission by 11:59 PM on Wednesday, February 13th.
- The winner will be announced Thursday, February 14th on the @CheeseSexDeath Instagram.
- Limit one entry per person.
- **Only US Entries are eligible for the grand prize**