Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed
Get a Copy of My First Book
My first book, Cheese Sex Death: A Bible for the Cheese Obsessed is the perfect guidebook to help you worship our lord Cheesus. Just like the Holy Bible, the cheese bible is separated into two glorious parts: The Old Testament and The New Testament. The first part tells the story of how Cheesus was discovered and also covers both cheesemaking and the different types of cheese. The New Testament has everything you need to know about worshipping Cheesus, from buying to storing, serving, tasting, pairing, plating, and cooking, complete with my favorite cheese recipes.
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I’m so excited to get this bible into your hands! I hope you enjoy her as much as I loved making her for you.